Pepperoni's Disease

The unfortunate souls who are diagnosed with this disease are commonly referred to as captain hook.

Pp go down

Girl 1: I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time and his penis curled backwards.

Girl 2: Oh yeah, he must've had pepperoni's disease

by Captain Hook 2006 December 19, 2022

Pepperoni Disease

When a mans... pepperoni....is fatally ill.

His pepperoni just barfed in my arse! He must have pepperoni disease!

by DuckCheese8675309 August 31, 2025