Any vegetation (tree, bush, flowers) that your dog insists on urinating on while out for a neighborhood walk. A peony bush, with it’s beautiful spring flowers, is a subset of the peon-me group of vegetation
Jean loved to get her exercise by taking her little dog Callie out for a walk every evening, but disliked the way Callie had to stop at every peon-me bush to relieve herself.
by PoorDavid June 3, 2020
When you come to your mundane 9-5 job and realize you are just incapable of doing anything work related. This could last from several minutes to several months.
Employee 73629: Man i'm so behind on this project, total peon freeze all day
Employee 83772: Tell me about it I've had grunt block all week
Employee 73845: Yeah, a total code monkey stall, just a giant cube fuck
Manager 82764: Damn it Bill, all my subordinates had a giant case of peon freeze this week so we are not going to meet that deadline
Employee 83772: Tell me about it I've had grunt block all week
Employee 73845: Yeah, a total code monkey stall, just a giant cube fuck
Manager 82764: Damn it Bill, all my subordinates had a giant case of peon freeze this week so we are not going to meet that deadline
by Major Balls November 25, 2010
A cheap ass pussy ass petty fuck that resides in the vallys of east dearborn michigan that only drinks clearly Canadian
Relax you fucking peon
by Abuali127277282828 July 14, 2019
Peon can mean either where you put your face where a girl pees aka eating her pussy or putting mouth where a boy pees aka blow job aka wozzle or it can mean lame ass nigga
WHYG calls everyone a peon what does it mean idk listen to his new song peeons its fire and whyg and houdini auntie fuck top5 that peon
by FTN SYNTH May 25, 2019
by eon on peon March 30, 2021
by Grand-O July 13, 2022