Penningle

When you're single....and out of peanut butter.

"Hey you hear about that one guy? He's in a real penningle right now."

by Penningle January 11, 2015

Pennington Special

the act of thrusting your arm elbow deep into a girls vagina, opening your fist up and lifting the girl above your head while screaming very loudly

Riley was giving me a lot of lip last night; so i gave her the Pennington Special and believe me, that shut her up!

by C-Bearski21 August 19, 2008

ghetto penning

One who writes about ghetto life.
To document ones experience of living in the inner city.

The rapper begins ghetto penning his thoughts into lyrics.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 7, 2008

Pennidle

A describing word meaning strict and unpleasent.

My teacher is very pennidle.

by T.S.F December 12, 2019

penning

From Pennington, an upper-class, English surname. Meaning delightful or splendid, particularly in a refined and sophisticated fashion. Often used as part of an exclamation of approval. Can be used to refer to oneself, in mood, appearance, etc.

"The performance at the theatre was simply penning!"
"Why, you're looking rather penning tonight!"
"I've never felt more penning in my life!"

by Darth Cabbage December 6, 2011

pennington

Synonym for "professional with large cock." Pennington's are spread all over the world, causing controversy and jealousy. Football quarterbacks, CEOs, politicians, lawyers, and doctors all have known to have held this surname. What makes a Pennington distinct from these other professionals is their uncommonly large cocks. This frequently causes controversy as women cannot resist the combination of looks, power, charm, and Pennington D. Frequently, women have left their men in search of a Pennington, but to no avail.

That Pennington kicked my ass, stole my girlfriend, and sued me.

by Chet Bowlington September 19, 2005

Penningtologist

The sect of New York Jets fans who blindly defend Chad Pennington and his poor play at all costs. They will often throw any and every other member of the New York Jets under the bus in order to defend Pennington, even ones who have been playing exceptionally. Penningtologists despise facts, and often ignore them if they do not suit their particular arguement, instead they choose to stick to illogical rhetoric such as 'They would be 0-11 without Pennington' and 'He gives them the best chance to win'.

Penningtologist: Despite Chad Pennington's 2 Interceptions, he played well today. If Mangini could coach, we would have won this game.

by Anomynous25 December 9, 2008