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Pennington Special
the act of thrusting your arm elbow deep into a girls vagina, opening your fist up and lifting the girl above your head while screaming very loudly
Riley was giving me a lot of lip last night; so i gave her the Pennington Special and believe me, that shut her up!
Pennington Special by C-Bearski21 August 19, 2008
Related Words
Penningle • Penning • pennington • Peninger • pennington gap • penangle • pendinglove • pengingness • Pennidle • penniless
ghetto penning
ghetto penning by Robert Michael Hensel April 7, 2008
Pennidle
My teacher is very pennidle.
penning
From Pennington, an upper-class, English surname. Meaning delightful or splendid, particularly in a refined and sophisticated fashion. Often used as part of an exclamation of approval. Can be used to refer to oneself, in mood, appearance, etc.
"The performance at the theatre was simply penning!"
"Why, you're looking rather penning tonight!"
"I've never felt more penning in my life!"
"Why, you're looking rather penning tonight!"
"I've never felt more penning in my life!"
penning by Darth Cabbage December 6, 2011
pennington
Synonym for "professional with large cock." Pennington's are spread all over the world, causing controversy and jealousy. Football quarterbacks, CEOs, politicians, lawyers, and doctors all have known to have held this surname. What makes a Pennington distinct from these other professionals is their uncommonly large cocks. This frequently causes controversy as women cannot resist the combination of looks, power, charm, and Pennington D. Frequently, women have left their men in search of a Pennington, but to no avail.
pennington by Chet Bowlington September 19, 2005
Penningtologist
The sect of New York Jets fans who blindly defend Chad Pennington and his poor play at all costs. They will often throw any and every other member of the New York Jets under the bus in order to defend Pennington, even ones who have been playing exceptionally. Penningtologists despise facts, and often ignore them if they do not suit their particular arguement, instead they choose to stick to illogical rhetoric such as 'They would be 0-11 without Pennington' and 'He gives them the best chance to win'.
Penningtologist: Despite Chad Pennington's 2 Interceptions, he played well today. If Mangini could coach, we would have won this game.
Penningtologist by Anomynous25 December 9, 2008
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