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penis tail 

What Weimaraners have.
Look! That dog has a penis tail! Grab it and see what happens!
penis tail by Karl Moen May 3, 2008

Penistalsis 

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length
Help , I'm being chased by a penis!
How is it moving?
Penistalsis!
Penistalsis by farticorn September 18, 2014

Penistalis 

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length
That guy's such a dick, he can only move by penistalis
Penistalis by StealthDildo September 13, 2014

Penistalis 

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length
That guy's such a dick, he can only move by penistalis
Penistalis by StealthDildo September 13, 2014

penistalism 

Capitalism, where everyone gets a penis!
Used in Psychology student circles when debating outdated Freudian theories and concepts, like 'penis envy', in the context of contemporary gender issues.
Person A: I have a penis envy, and I can't compete with mom for dad's attention (AKA Electra complex), so I'll get a penis myself.
Person B: It's capitalism! Everyone can get a penis!
Person A: Penistalism!!!
penistalism by enistalism May 29, 2016

penisdaily 

penisdaily is when someone mistype denisdaily to penisdaily like a nebt
a nebt is a new type of duck that likes to say penisdaily
YOOO PENISDAILY IS COOL, oops i mistyped that
penisdaily by nelbert0906 December 27, 2021
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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