A scarlet macaw that will get on a man's penis during masturbation whcih will disturb their masturbation if it ends up in their house and will get on their penis ......
Kid:what's that bird doing on the man's stick?
Tom had a penis bird on him and disturbed his masturbation
The penis bird flew through the windown and on to the penis during masturbation
Tom had a penis bird on him and disturbed his masturbation
The penis bird flew through the windown and on to the penis during masturbation
by markunami March 20, 2007
Get the penis bird mug.The name for an origami bird with a paper 'tail' that protrudes in the wrong direction making it more akin to a huge penis.
Perhaps an attempt at a joke by the sex deprived creators of the origami instructions.
Perhaps an attempt at a joke by the sex deprived creators of the origami instructions.
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by penny21 April 9, 2009
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Bird penis refers to shoving your dick in a girls ear hole while she eats birdseed out of a dog bowl that's been placed in a refrigerator for at least 30 minutes
by SteveTheCreepyPirate June 18, 2014
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Get the peris bird mug.A species of Macaw known for its tendency to alight on one's erect penis. It is not clearly understood why these birds choose to land on penises.
Should a penisbird perch on your pecker, do not panic. The bird will most likely groom himself for a while and leave. Do not harm the penisbird, as they are an endangered species and must be protected.
Should a penisbird perch on your pecker, do not panic. The bird will most likely groom himself for a while and leave. Do not harm the penisbird, as they are an endangered species and must be protected.
There is naught more beautiful than a flock of penisbirds in flight, so long as you have your pants up.
by josh@rootpoot January 28, 2004
Get the penisbird mug.A strange, featherless bird shaped like a man's genitals, with a beak on the front of the penis' tip. Common prey of the wordgorillaroo.
by Legato February 18, 2003
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