1.) (adj.) When your foreskin looks like a sombrero

2.) (adj.) when a young man smells like tacos and penises mixed together
1.) Hey Dr. doe is this what they call penis Mexican

2.) man I wish John could stop being a penis Mexican
by The big Mexican March 14, 2021
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Have you seen Shahn’s penis? He has the perfect penis when it’s pumped!
by Si senior June 13, 2021
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When a guy brags about how much sex he has, but his penis doesn’t work, so the other person has to do all of the work.
Person 1: “I heard Madison Cawthorn is getting divorced.”
Person 2: “Yeah, his wife got tired of the constant welfare penis.”
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A penis that feels like a remote
OMG! Doug has a remote penis
by Depressed Retard February 9, 2023
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When you have a super pale dick and it looks and tastes like parmesan cheese
by stinkywhitedick August 20, 2015
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Konnis penis slang term for a boy with vagina
He has a konnis penis
by Boy1234567 December 19, 2018
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A guy who cannot stay faithful to their partner in a previously agreed upon monogamous relationship. Also used for assholes in a poly relationship where they are not truthful and lie about seeing others.
That guy Mike is a stinky penis buttfucker. Michelle can do better
by Baroness Kit February 25, 2019
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