A medical disorder where blood flow to the penis is restricted, and may result in short limp erections. Other wise known as erectile dysfunction.
Guy: Man I feel bad for Chad, he has flobby penis syndrome, bro.
by Big Ballsy April 10, 2016
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Blarps penis
Blarps penis
by JM99 Official October 4, 2023
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A thunder drum penis is a penis that has broken free of its bounds and reached realms of size unimaginable and seemingly impossible in the 3d plain. No man has a thunder drum penis, a penis of that raw aura is just too ridiculous.
mike - "you hear about the thunder drum penis?"

jibolba - "that's just a myth, dont go spreading lies."
by jibolba November 22, 2019
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Named for its inventor, it is the act of inserting a penis inside another penis from behind. It is not for the faint of heart.
Matt: Hey Thomas, ever heard of the Penis Pyle Driver?
Thomas: Man, I invented that shit! Ryan did it through my ass last night!
by IAmNotARook November 10, 2015
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To clinch or tightly hold a penis without regarding the penis might faint and the tip might turn blue
by Uk36yeahaight June 17, 2019
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Penis mail is when you receive dick pics and you can't stop them from coming.
Girl1: I KEEP GETTING FUCKING DICK PICS UGGHHH

Girl2: Don't you mean penis mail?
by Dizzy Fascist March 31, 2014
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“Lucky Penis” is similar to the saying “Lucky Day!” It has been around for several centuries, having spiked in the year of 1896. It has made a comeback in the last couple of years.
Hey look, I found a $20 bill on the side of the street!”

“Lucky Penis!!!”
by ggeraldmonster June 13, 2023
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