by hog riderrrrrrr June 10, 2019
I must have had a good dream, because when I woke up this morning, there were penis tears all over my bed sheets.
by JAKIL March 24, 2015
A spider-man from an alternate universe. She uses her dad's robot because she has no superpowers like webs or wall climbing. In the movie "into the spider-verse" She is a 14 year old anime school girl which makes her show up on Rule 34 way too much.
Joseph: "Who's your favorite spider-man? "
Ricky: "umm I'd say spider-man noir"
Joseph: "nice, mine is peni parker"
Ricky: "umm I'd say spider-man noir"
Joseph: "nice, mine is peni parker"
by YuhBoi05 August 7, 2019
1. Dried, ground tiger penis, taken orally in the mistaken belief that it will increase one's virility, especially in the Orient.
2. Any substance whose purported benefits are wholly unsubstantiated, and whose use can generally be traced to tradition rather than reason. See rhino horn,Extenze.
3. More generally, any belief, system of beliefs, or practice whose efficacy is derived solely from the placebo effect. See homeopathy, reflexology, astrology.
2. Any substance whose purported benefits are wholly unsubstantiated, and whose use can generally be traced to tradition rather than reason. See rhino horn,Extenze.
3. More generally, any belief, system of beliefs, or practice whose efficacy is derived solely from the placebo effect. See homeopathy, reflexology, astrology.
1. While traveling in Shanghai, John visited the local apothecary for a tincture of tiger penis, in anticipation of his planned prurient pleasures.
2. Dave bought some Extenze after watching an infomercial; alas, it was mere tiger penis and his dreams of turgidity were shattered.
3. Years of backbreaking labor on the ozymandian islands of Dubai compelled Wayne to seek relief in the tiger penis offered by the local alternative medicine establishment, whose treatments' lack of salubrious effects can be traced to Wayne's rationalism.
2. Dave bought some Extenze after watching an infomercial; alas, it was mere tiger penis and his dreams of turgidity were shattered.
3. Years of backbreaking labor on the ozymandian islands of Dubai compelled Wayne to seek relief in the tiger penis offered by the local alternative medicine establishment, whose treatments' lack of salubrious effects can be traced to Wayne's rationalism.
by John W. Roberts January 26, 2009
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by Bisepic February 27, 2019
Seriously? You have to be kidding me. What has driven you to look up "Biden's penis" on Urban Dictionary? Are you stupid or retarded? If you want a definition for Biden's penis, then get lost, faggot. I bet $500 you're a 13-year-old boy who enjoys looking stupid shit up on Urban Dictionary. Get off the computer and become an hero instead of doing this pointless shit.
Go do your homework instead of looking up "Biden's penis" on Urban Dictionary. His is small, but it's much bigger than yours.
by Yopmail User August 23, 2022