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issy peltz 

On of the best people ever you’d could never be as good as Issy Peltz, her birthday is the 21st of April (the same as the queen) her best friend is usually called Julia her school friends are usually Stella, poppy, Iona, Krisha, lex, milla and Olivia
Issy Peltz is the best person ever!
issy peltz by Garry.bradly_ April 20, 2021
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The act of one man inserting his penis in another man's penis (through the urethra). The ability to have ones penis fucked by another can be achieved after doing Cock Stuffing
I saw a really cool video last night. There were two man in it that were doing pelizza
Pelizza by Tibularvest October 16, 2019

Squirrel Pelt 

After a long day of work, Gloria had pencil shavings in her SQUIRREL PELT.
Squirrel Pelt by Little T mart July 30, 2009

New Paltz Hot

A term that I have used in abundance during my days at New Paltz. The "New Paltz Hot" phenomenon is when an attractive woman will lower her dating standards to accommodate to the male selection at New Paltz. It epitomizes the Darwinian struggle. New Paltz statistics are against you from the beginning. With a school that's 70% women and 30% men, you're bound to run into some problems. While a 7:3 ratio may seem appealing at first, let's dig a little deeper into the real percentages. Looks can be deceiving in more ways than one. Of those 30% men, half of them are either gay, bi, or confused. You're left with a cumulative 15%. You soon begin to question whether guys you would never have found attractive prior to the New Paltz experience are actually attractive. This disillusionment will continue to grow with each progressive year you attend school. Soon, you find yourself dating a burnout, wanna-be rapper with no sense of direction. A true catch. The "New Paltz Hot" cannot be evaded. Your only defense is to go back home, or to other colleges, as often as possible.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

Synonyms may include but are not limited to: Real-world ugly, New Paltz handicap, "okay-looking," the "I-don't-know-what-I-was-thinking" summer break realization, etc.
Sam: "I've questioned as to whether or not I should turn lesbian just to better my chances. Still single as fuck. "
Amanda: "New Paltz problems."

Stefanie: "Why can't I find a boyfriend?"
Lisa: "It's not you, it's New Paltz."

Jennifer: "I need your opinion, is this guy "real-world" hot or just New Paltz hot?"
Katie: "I don't know... I can't tell the difference anymore."
New Paltz Hot by NewPaltzProblems October 19, 2012

Full pelt 

To move "full on" or full speed. Used a lot in the UK.
After the sales person caught Cassidy attempting to steal

some peroxide for her hair
the sales girl ran after Cassidy who ran full pelt down the street.
Full pelt by Babydoll75 March 12, 2019
A type of person that listens to others advice even though their own inner heart is where the truth lies. An alternative meaning used often in WA state to refer to a fat person working at a call center.
I called the peetz to get my phone fixed; it just got fucked up more.
Peetz by sayursorryimissu November 12, 2010