A small hick town in Ontario, Canada, near St. Catharines. Nothing has ever happened here, or ever will. Everybody who lives here is bored as fuck. Pelham includes North Pelham (home of the big Avondale), Fenwick (drug use), and unfortunatly Fonthill (rich spoiled kids). It's recommended that you own a car if you live here so you can drive to Niagara Falls to find something to do. It's pretty cool other than that, because it's not Welland.
by thissucksletsgogetdrunk October 17, 2009
A wealthy suburb located exactly 29 minutes outside of New York City. Pelham is often percieved as dump, an awful place to live. Although the main street may be somewhat dismal past the train station, Pelham is known for its excellent schools. Pelham is not as appearance friendly as other suburbs, like Bronxville or Greenwich but that is mainly because the people in Pelham have better things to do with their lives than worry about appearance. Most Pelham residents have ivy league or equal education and it its level of intellect is quite high. People of all careers live in Pelham, doctors, lawyers, bankers etc.
by a pelhamite October 21, 2005
the gayest place ever. i hate pelham and i live here. it is home to nerd ass clique names who think theyre hood
we do play mad ruit tho
which is chill
we do play mad ruit tho
which is chill
by ej rivera May 7, 2006
A small extremely rich community in southern Westchester that borders the Bronx. Know for its outstanding highschool, well educated community, picture perfect houses, to many pizza places, an extreme problem of underage drinking, spoiled brats who think they are the shit, lavish cars, number of vaction homes, extremely rude people, to rich to even think of being able to afford. 95% white with a small proportion of the town that are minorities/ Italians that live in the area called North pelham. This part of the town is the embrassmet to the rest and the kids r usually disliked at the school because they r trash. Most people hate pelham kids/adults but the truth is that u wish u were us but u cant cuz ur just the poor scum of our earth.. maybe next life time?
(at a sporting event)
Person 1: who r those brats over there screaming?
Person 2: who do u think? pelham kids
Person 1: oh of course
Pelham person: eff off both you, ur just jealous
Person 1: who r those brats over there screaming?
Person 2: who do u think? pelham kids
Person 1: oh of course
Pelham person: eff off both you, ur just jealous
by Pelham rocks February 2, 2011
The most wonderful chinese resturant in all of Pelham. Consists of fast service (maybe too fast) and great food.
by Clare Smitts July 2, 2010
The only decent area in the Bronx that's actually not filled with prostitutes looking for Asian noodles on the corner
by Fingerexige March 23, 2014
Pelham is a ridiculously small town in Suburbia, Southern NH. Its near Windham, Dracut MA, Tyngsboro MA, Salem, Hudson, and Nashua. People in Pelham talk about Lowell as if it were the Compton. I find this very sad. There are no gangs in Pelham. Our school system is falling apart and the high school is losing accreditation. The only places to go are the malls in Salem/Nashua, or Chunkys, so there is nothing to do, so mostly everyone does drugs: typically pot, but recently, oxy has been catching on. There are no gangs in Pelham. Everyone hates everyone else here. Mostly because everyone sucks so badly. There are no gangs in Pelham.
There are no gangs in Pelham NH.
by lloyd- April 4, 2009