A Pech Kiss refers to the action of violently slamming one's face/lips into an area of hard ground, possibly after a skate-boarding accident or football tackle. Sometimes abbreviated "Pechkis".

("Pech" is most likely a horribly lame reference to the stone-people race in Dungeons and Dragons)
That horrible quarter-back just pulled a serious Pech kiss.
by wmQB July 16, 2011
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