Peanutbuttered

When you stick your fingers in someone's nose after you JUST wiped them on our dirty butt.

Todd was being a doche so Sean peanutbuttered him.

by wolphpussy January 7, 2010

Peanutbutter

When you pee then nut in a girls ass at the same time. Then you keep fucking and when you are done you are left with a brown, creamy, peanut butter like substance.

I totally gave my girl some peanutbutter last night.

by Anonymous279274 August 26, 2018

peanutbutter

Pronounced pea nut butt her. When you bust a nut with your peehole in her butt.

I peanutbuttered that bitch.

by KRinnovations November 24, 2013

Government peanutbutter

The rough peanutbutter that comes in 15 lb. metal cans supplied by the U.S.D.A.
There are no warnings on the can, which there should be for choking hazard.
1)It is supplied for needy families
2)It is supplied for needy institutions
3)You cannot spread this peanutbutter
4)You cannot lube a tractor with it

"Somebody, please help me...I cannot get my knife back out of this government peanutbutter!"

by truckintim87 March 29, 2009

mr Peanutbutter

A cool dog from bojack horseman
Whos that dog Mr Peanutbutter!!

Mr Peanutbutter and Bojack Horseman in the same room? What is this, a crossover episode?

by Passing on joe June 13, 2021

Peanutbutter bubbles

When a person tosses someones salad and the one recieving farts and makes the others cheeks inflate loke thier blowing up a balloon

Alleycat gave terry peanutbutter bubbles last night.

by Suka may korncob May 25, 2022

peanutbutter rag

the towel used and reused to catch a man's genetic material (sperm), so he dosen't get it on his bed, body, dog, ect. (the name is derived from the distinctive scent that the towel has because of its repeated use without being cleaned).

Troll was bored so he got out his peanutbutter rag when he started to play, so he could catch his "fun".

by Chia37 November 12, 2005