A player of an online game (typically small browser based games) who uses real money to purchase an excessive amount of assets or items in the game in order to be #1.
by KeyserSoze2010 July 3, 2010
An online "secure" payment website that leeches off of all payments (especially on eBay), holds the payments for 21 days just to enjoy watching you rip your fucking brains out, and likes to fuck your profit in the ass. This company AND eBay must be taken down.
*Person sells an expensive item on eBay for $2000*
PayPal: Your $2000 is currently being held in a temporary balance.
*21 days later*
PayPal: We're sorry but this transaction is suspected of being fraudulent. Please wait another 21 days for us to investigate your account.
*21 days later*
PayPal: Investigation is complete. We're sorry but we must hold your payment of $2000 just a bit longer because we enjoy pissing you the fuck off. Please wait 6 months for us to further investigate this transaction. Thank you.
*6 months later*
PayPal: Ok fine, we just like toying with you, here's your $1800. That's right, we took $200 of it because we enjoy taking a chunk of your profit. Thank for using PayPal, bitch.
PayPal: Your $2000 is currently being held in a temporary balance.
*21 days later*
PayPal: We're sorry but this transaction is suspected of being fraudulent. Please wait another 21 days for us to investigate your account.
*21 days later*
PayPal: Investigation is complete. We're sorry but we must hold your payment of $2000 just a bit longer because we enjoy pissing you the fuck off. Please wait 6 months for us to further investigate this transaction. Thank you.
*6 months later*
PayPal: Ok fine, we just like toying with you, here's your $1800. That's right, we took $200 of it because we enjoy taking a chunk of your profit. Thank for using PayPal, bitch.
by iPLAYtheSTATION August 1, 2011
Child molesters, that like to rape your money. This company is owned by ebay, who are also greedy child molesting bastards.
Hello i am paypal, I am going to molest your children, Hello i am Ebay may i please molest your dead grandparents
by Theknoxy July 15, 2011
A very shady online payment company. The bastards at PayPal keep some of the money you receive from another PayPal member. They are no good fuckin' assholes!
by Magenta February 7, 2004
The worst online payment service ever. Have been known to freeze your account for no good reason and take your money. It is still frequently used by about 90% of ebay sellers and buyers as a way to recieve and send cash. Sadly, paypal also has many other websites sucking their dicks and using their shitty service as a preferred payment method.
by Cm567 August 23, 2006
a demon of a thing that enjoys boiling your blood to the point that you smash up your computer. When you think of the pros and cons about paypal, you will be left wondering why the fuck did i bother signing up to this thing?
by hard_disco_attic June 24, 2007
A place that allows you to pay other people 'securely' with a credit card or bank account.
See: Ass Rape
See: Ass Rape
I can't believe my Ultima Online account finally sold for 800 dollars. Time to transfer the password.
One day later after transfering password:
Paypal: Your account has been locked due to possible fraudlent activity. Please wait 6 months for us to investigate your account.
6 months later: Investigation has been completed, we were unable to determine whether the activity was fraudulent or not. Please wait another 6 months while we conduct another investigation.
12 months later: We have determined your account to be subject to fraudulent activity and your funds will be removed.
FUCK YOU!!!
One day later after transfering password:
Paypal: Your account has been locked due to possible fraudlent activity. Please wait 6 months for us to investigate your account.
6 months later: Investigation has been completed, we were unable to determine whether the activity was fraudulent or not. Please wait another 6 months while we conduct another investigation.
12 months later: We have determined your account to be subject to fraudulent activity and your funds will be removed.
FUCK YOU!!!
by Renegade_R March 3, 2005