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Paving the Driveway 

Ejaculating on one’s anus (male, female, trans, lgbt, omg, wtf, BBQ, or whatever they identify as) and licking said anus up to the nape of their neck. Evenly spreading the seman all the way up. Paving their Driveway.
Did you hear that Tom was paving the driveway the other night? I heard Dorothy say that’s going to be hard to get off in the shower!
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