Stalker Pause

The period that someone waits after seeing something new on facebook, so that they wont seem like a stalker.

Guy 1: Yo, I saw you "liked" her picture, about 15 seconds after she put it up. She totally thinks you're a stalker.

Guy 2: Really?

Guy 1: Yeah, but I used a 20 minute Stalker Pause, so I'm going on a date with her Friday.

by MickeyHess March 11, 2011

pause for the cause

To take a break from whatever you're doing to smoke marijuana.

"I'm going to pause for the cause, care to join me?"

by Arms Akimbo December 3, 2006

Lost pause

Something that you can't stop.

I see so many joke lost pause submissions so that's why I put it in as the true definition of a lost pause.

by Ivv October 27, 2017

pause queen

When you are trying to watch a show that you DVR'ed but the host(ess) frequently pauses the show in order to do something else like tell a story about his day and then forgets to resume play.

Hurry up and hit play already! We haven't watched the show in 15 minutes, pause queen!

by Obsidian0111 April 6, 2011

Google Pause

When it takes someone a minute or so to respond because they are googling the reference you just made

You: One of my favorite actors is Mark Hamil
Friend: ... ... ...
Friend: Oh yeah, from Star Wars.
You: Was that a Google Pause?

by Joe Casa January 18, 2009

pregnant pause

The silence that occurs after someone has said or done something that leaves everyone who bore witness to the event speechless.

The first cousin of awkward silence.

A pregnant pause often occurs when something that requires a sarcastic response happens, but no one quite knows what to day or do.

In the middle of a group of people having a conversation, Michael picks his nose and then eats it. All conversation ceases.

(pregnant pause)

by jcsavestheday August 22, 2008

pause rep

When you're balls deep and need to pause because you're about to blow it.

Tim does a pause rep then switches holes so he can last all night

by Richard Hangslow September 22, 2018