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Paul revier

A guy suprises his partner buy mushroom stamping and tea bagging them, in that order. You then yell "the British are coming!" During or after tea bagging.
Donnie: hey zigg, guess what I did the other day,
Zigg: what?
Donnie: I gave my girlfriend the Paul revier.
Zigg: lmao I can't wait to do that to mike.

Paul revier
Paul revier by Awesomo5000 December 31, 2009
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paul revere middle school

Basically a jail. You can't wear what you want (you're shorts must to your knees or longer), the teachers are all crazy and unhelpful, and everyone ends up pushing each-other through the hallway. People smoke weed, lose their virginity, and cry over Formspring.
Girl1: Yeah, I go to Paul Revere Middle School

Girl2: Oh that sucks what do you wear?

Gir1: jeans, turtle-neck sweater, converse. they don't let us wear anything cute.
paul revere middle school by peaco33 September 19, 2011

Paul Revereing 

When a group of British men engage in bukaki.
Me and some chaps were Paul Revereing then the chick started to yell, "The British are cuming! The British are cuming!"
Paul Revereing by Chastitties May 26, 2010

Paul Revere 

The modern day "Paul Revere" is a way of notifying fellow citizens at a social gathering of sexual conquests you have just made with a drunken whore. Upon exiting the sex arena, and returning to a party with said whore upon your arm, you either throwing up one finger-vagina, or two- ass, indicating which orafice you penetrated, to forewarn your bros of the possible angles of attack. Several variations exist depending on levels of sexual deviance, perhaps 2 being ass to mouth, or bondage. Nonetheless, it requires mutual understanding among all citizenry to be effective.
*Frat bro Joey walks down stairs with stumbling sorority girl, confidently waving two fingers to any brother he sees*

Chad- "Ohh shit, 2 if by rear, Paul Revere rides onn"

* hi five ensues*

Joey- " helll yeaa bro, you better tap that before we battle on her bunker hill again...."
....

* Brief period of confusion...*

Joey-" ..Yea... just fuck her in the ass, shes down."

Chad- "Ohhhh, word bro."
Paul Revere by boners mcgee November 18, 2009

paul revering 

Paul Revering is when you warn other drivers of the presence of a speed trap.
The oncoming driver was Paul Revering drivers after seeing the hidden radar.
paul revering by sar_hil June 26, 2014

Paul Revere 

A midnight beer/booze run
Hey dude, we are running low on Beer, Im gonna make a Paul Revere, be back in 30.
Paul Revere by DGarrett November 8, 2009

Paul Revere Virus 

A (fictional?) virus that is revolutionary. It does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack; once if by LAN, twice if by C/:
Paul Revere instructed Robert Newman to put one lantern in the steeple to signal the British soldiers were coming by land; and to put two to signal that the British soldiers were coming by sea.

1.
Person::A:- Man, this prompt called Paul Revere Virus came up on my PC, telling me that my hard disk was going to be attacked
Person::B:- It came up once?
Person::A:- Yeah
Person::B:- You should make sure your coworkers aren't planning anything
Paul Revere Virus by Jaex January 3, 2009
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