Paul Rowlands

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A legendary biology teacher at Abington Heights, a Youtuber, and the man who killed Thanos. He is also extraordinarily good at sending all the idiots to the office.

"You're so shrekking loud" -Mr. Rowlands when his students were talking over him

"I have a new Paulicy" "You just got Rowlsted!" "What the Paul Rowlands?!"

Paul Rowlands by The Meme Lord December 6, 2019

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Paul Rowlands

A science teacher in Abington Heights that is famous for his youtube channel Rowbiology and majors in chemistry as a cover up for his crippling meth addiction.

"Go to the office" - Paul Rowlands

Paul Rowlands by Cystic Paulbrosis November 19, 2018

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Paul Rowlands

A legendary Biology teacher and youth group leader who thinks he’s cool because he makes Star Wars and and Andre the Giant references.

Is forced to teach the theory of evolution, doesn’t believe it.

Is convinced energy can be destroyed by the food chain.

“Find the surface area of this leaf” -Paul Rowlands

“As you go up in levels, 10% of the energy goes away. It gets used up” - Paul Rowlands

Paul Rowlands by PaigeKittyMemes February 15, 2022

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026