by Definelty not joahannes November 2, 2020
Fucking wanker who follows you everywhere and in holidays realises hes got nobody to talk to 😠(like yeh i care) decides to unblock you on socials
by FuckUPatryk August 30, 2019
by Atrhodox March 1, 2018
an amazing guy, who has the most random comments at times ,and is really good looking. he is just a generally awesome person <3
by meow..... January 7, 2012
by 123 you cant see me March 10, 2019
A misunderstood guy who is lonely, and wants a peng ting with a big bunda, but he will get one he just has to wait.
He is so segzy and if u find one SEGZ THEM NOW!
He is so segzy and if u find one SEGZ THEM NOW!
Noah: HAHAHA I HAVE A GF
Bob: yeah but shes butters, and as flat as a panckake
Stephanie: i wanna segz Patryk Neumann so bad
Patryk:'Shy to reply'
Stephanie:Fudge it, JUMPS ON PATRYK AND THEY HAVE AN EXHILIRATING FUCK SESSION, NOAHS GF JUMPS IN ASWELL TO EXPERIECE EPIC SEGZ
Bob: yeah but shes butters, and as flat as a panckake
Stephanie: i wanna segz Patryk Neumann so bad
Patryk:'Shy to reply'
Stephanie:Fudge it, JUMPS ON PATRYK AND THEY HAVE AN EXHILIRATING FUCK SESSION, NOAHS GF JUMPS IN ASWELL TO EXPERIECE EPIC SEGZ
by No U Noob November 11, 2020
Someone who constantly simps and falls asleep in their friends chair and enjoys multiple animals on top of him.
Person: hey what happened last night?
Me: oh some guy came round and did a dirty patryk
Person: oh how did that go?
Me: he had so many animals on top of him he seemed to be enjoying himself.
Me: oh some guy came round and did a dirty patryk
Person: oh how did that go?
Me: he had so many animals on top of him he seemed to be enjoying himself.
by Oioigofuckurself March 21, 2022