Someone who constantly simps and falls asleep in their friends chair and enjoys multiple animals on top of him.
Person: hey what happened last night?

Me: oh some guy came round and did a dirty patryk
Person: oh how did that go?

Me: he had so many animals on top of him he seemed to be enjoying himself.
by Oioigofuckurself March 21, 2022
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