Someone who can only find girls on the internet.
Only had one real girlfriend. Watches anime shows and porn videos.
Only had one real girlfriend. Watches anime shows and porn videos.
by Fa que-que November 20, 2010
The highest tier of gay. Epitome of fag. You don’t want to go anywhere near this horny qear if you or someone you know is homophobic.
by Slavic Jack April 11, 2019
A very below-average homosexual man. He is very much aroused by penis, along with a wide array of creepy fetishes. Though he does not know how many fetishes he has as he cannot count past two. To accompany his sheer idiocy, he possesses a variety of mental health issues. He’s always sad. This is probably because he’s a disgusting little faggot. He’s a horny creep and is bothered by the fact that his never ending, fleshy pile of horniness will never be quenched. He has a physique of low standard, people have low standards, but this guy’s just a mess. C’mon. What am I even looking at? Gross. Can you even call this a guy? It’s like a swollen pile of fat lesbian. Get back in your gender roles you fucking queer. Other than that, he’s got a cat who hates him. People hate him/her/they/it (idk). He’s got no friends. It’s okay though. He can’t tell. He keeps his glasses of so it’s harder to see his reflection. He looks like a throbbing mass of intersex genitalia. But genitals are nice no matter what. Unless you’re Patrick’s penis. He doesn’t even know what it’s supposed to be. He doesn’t even know what gender they are. He hasn’t checked yet. Only his granny knows (they shower together). She’s a corpse (even grandmas have standards). He killed her so he could shower with her. Other than grandma-corpse-showering, in his free time he likes to watch people sleep, eat high quality bread, and dab unironically. Fun. He does it alone. He’s lonely. He’s crippilingly depressed. Please help.
Patrick: “Wow. Patrick is really moist right now...”
Patrick: That’s right, Patrick”
Patrick: “Yes, Patrick.”
Patrick: “I’m talking to myself because “I’m lonely.”
Patrick: “Let’s go masturbate?”
Patrick: “Death is our only release.”
Patrick :“I just came”
Patrick: That’s right, Patrick”
Patrick: “Yes, Patrick.”
Patrick: “I’m talking to myself because “I’m lonely.”
Patrick: “Let’s go masturbate?”
Patrick: “Death is our only release.”
Patrick :“I just came”
by MyBitchIsAnOldMetalPipe November 21, 2018
Man #1: Duuuuude, ha ha...
Man#2: How long were you with Patrick?
Man #1: About 30 minutes...
Man #2: So how high are you?
Man #1: Ummmm... I'd say about 5'11"
Man#2: How long were you with Patrick?
Man #1: About 30 minutes...
Man #2: So how high are you?
Man #1: Ummmm... I'd say about 5'11"
by high ass fuk March 12, 2017
A stupid idiot. He is a leprechaun and usually has big feet but no meat. He is gross and annoying also thinks he is too cool but he is just a rich white boy that wears the same hoodie and hat EVERYDAY.
Patrick: (says anything)
Stella,Gabby and Mar: (through bedroom window) HI PATRICK STUDY WITH US
Patrick: No
Us: Shut up stupid idiot
Stella,Gabby and Mar: (through bedroom window) HI PATRICK STUDY WITH US
Patrick: No
Us: Shut up stupid idiot
by patrickisastupididiot December 12, 2019
A boy who is a dickhead, he lets his pride get the best of him. Often describes himself as retarded. You will fall in love with him but be careful cause he will break your heart without hesitation.
by You_broke_me August 13, 2019
by Tylersmith949 April 7, 2018