Patootie Tang

1) A wide set vagina
2) Smelly vaginal area

Kistyn: That was an awesome concert Paige! I be sweatin.
Paige: Damn Kristyn your patootie tang got some stank on it!

by Laurion April 21, 2007

Cold patootie tango

The act of making love to a frigid, sexless woman, who doesn't interact or seem to be enjoying herself and just lays there.

Man, Cindy was acting right cold patootie tango last night! Either she's pissed at me or we're breaking up in the not too distant future.

by MuckyPup October 24, 2011