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Patio Furniture 

1) Any pale faced, dark haired Oregonians that spend their free time reading up on the latest model assault rifle from their favorite retail gun producers

2) Someone who listens to hardcore so often, they think primal, animal grunts and roars is its own language.

3) A person who touts the qualities of his video game of choice, despite the fact that everyone he pleads with to play it has already passed judgement on the game.
1) Why is Steve reading up on the ak-74 again? He doesn't even own one! He's such a Patio Furniture.

2) I wish that patio Furniture would start talking in English instead of grunting at me. Ah crap, now he's biting my leg!

3) That damn Patio Furniture is going on about Everquest again, even though I already told him it's just a level treadmill.
Patio Furniture by Crappywarrior March 29, 2004
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