frosting the pastry

1) Oral sex in Kansas.
2) The act of applying cake frosting to one's own ass.

"Those two dykes must be tired after frosting the pastry all night."

by Hung-Lo May 2, 2003

Pastry princess

An effeminate male rapper who loves his mom and still lives at home.

This pastry princess Nae has no rizz, he just ordered a giant chicken nugget.

by Jal42069 January 15, 2023

Pastry

Someone who’s super flaky like a pastry

“OMG he’s such a pastry”

“ I can’t count on you, you’re acting like a pastry”

by bullshit to fill your brain April 27, 2019

Pastry

When someone is being super flaky but their so sweet you can’t help but forgive them

“Urrg I hate him so much, he’s such a pastry. Like I wanna dump him but he’s just so sweet”

by bullshit to fill your brain April 28, 2019

Pastry

Donna dalle grandi qualità, ammirata per la sua dolcezza

Aristotele:"Lo scopo del lavoro è quello di guadagnarsi il tempo libero per venerare la Pastry"

by ilsorrisodellaPastry May 21, 2021

Pastry

A pastry is happens when a girl allows her sex partner to ejaculate in her ass. The girl decides to hold the ejaculate in. Later on when she takes a shit the turds come out with the ejaculate wrapped around them.

My wife crapped out a pastry this morning a forgot to flush it.

by Wife Annoyer July 31, 2018

pastry

pastry is a beautiful man whom i fell in love with in the early weeks of 2021 and the love continued to grow during the few consistent months which we spoke. he’s a fearful man who puts family before everyone and he never hurt me. however, he did break my heart when he went to a dbe concert without me. i will marry pastry and i’m keeping this so i can show him where we’re married with kids and a few cats. he’s a cat lover and he’s good with kids and he loves me. he’s tall, beautiful and pakistani and he kinda sounds like he has a throat infection but i love it. nobody can replace a pastry, get one now.

“i miss pastry”
“pastry come back”

by miloandmae April 14, 2023