pastacat

A cat who loves to eat pasta.

"Garfield is such a pastacat."

pastacat by Handleman2121 February 26, 2017

pastacat48 

A very cool cat on tiktok

Person 1: yo you ever heard of pastacat48?
Person 2: no, what?
Person 1: he's a cool cat on tiktok

pastacat48 by Monday_Moblin July 19, 2023

Pasticca 

Noun. (Pah-Stee-Kah) Italian word for a small piece of candy or gum. Sometimes given as a name to a child who will never be allowed to live in Italy because she will be made fun of for the rest of her life. If living in the US she is doomed to have a name that no one seems able to pronounce. The child, however, is very intelligent, honest, and hard to kill.
Formal name of the diminutive: "Pasty"

"Your name is Pasticca? Was your mother insane?"

Pasticca by Giovanni_Garducci February 3, 2010

pastina tumour face 

A girl who has back combed blonde hair who loves a drink or two. Serial spewer. Bit of a chunder bird. :) Fancies boys called kev and likes anal beads.

Have you seen that girl over there with the back combed hair puking on the street....shes such a pastina tumour face.

pastina tumour face by feegina December 11, 2010

partiacarrest 

When someone parties sooo hard that their body simply shuts down....temporarily or perminately.

GODDAMNIT! This man is suffering from one of the worst cases of partiacarrest I have ever seen....some one check his vitals. STAT!!!

partiacarrest by Charger McChurchdoctor May 28, 2008

pissinacan 

the hottest person on tiktok to ever exist. can solo goku’s verse. kins hange so that makes then hot. they’re also hot for watching jjba

“Hey did you see @pissinacan’s new video?”
“Yeah, she’s one of my favorites !”

pissinacan by pissinacan July 7, 2021

Pastinating

The dreaded third stage of dragging your heels when there is a task at hand.
It starts with precrastinating. That is when you haven't even started thinking about the task at hand.
Procrastinating is when you are fully aware you need to get going, but you don't want to.
Pastinating is when you actually cross the zero hour threshold, and you really don't give a damn. It always presents itself with copping and attitude and zero patience for the world at large. It is usually followed by going back to bed for the rest of the day.

I was pastinating for an hour after work was supposed to start.
The boss calls and asks where I am. I tell him, "Don't worry about it. It's my job and I will do what I want with it; right now I don't want nothing to do with it. See you tomorrow."

Pastinating by EagleKeeper390 January 14, 2025