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party nap

A nap taken in the evening in anticipation of going out later, likely before a night of partying and excessive drinking. Often a result of tiredness from work or a lack of sleep caused by a previous night of partying.
(at 11:00pm)
Bro 1: Yo, what's good for tonight?
Bro 2: Dude, did you just wake up or something?
Bro 1: Relax, I was taking a party nap man.
Bro 2: Sick brah, lets get rowdy tonight!
by dudeface126 August 7, 2009
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Strategic Party Nap

n. A Strategic Party Nap (SPN) is a nap that is strategically taken before you start your night of partying. Obviously you are going to rage hard, and in preparation, you need to restore some energy from your hard days work.
James: "I don't know if I want to go to that party tonight... I'm pretty tired already"

Alex: "Dude! Just take a strategic party nap and then we can rage all night long"
by MercuryBlue July 8, 2011
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Party Napkin

Towel, or other fabric item used to wipe a penis clean after menstrual or anal sex.
My wife's face looked like Freddy Kruger this morning because I used her pillow for my party Napkin.
by Samuelsons November 8, 2016
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Napoleon Boner Party

A boyhood ritual where two (or more) young men gather around a pornographic or sexually explicit object (usually a magazine of some kind) and begin to masturbate. The first participant to ejaculate is the winner, and gets to keep the object of affection until the next Napoleon boner party.
Todd blew his load in like five seconds at the Napoleon boner party, but it wasn't fair because he isn't circumcised.
by kitchenspazz April 26, 2017
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NAPPY PARTY

Last thursday your hair was a nappy party, yeah, that wasn't cute.
by Drd+Erd+Cr December 28, 2007
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Napa Valley Party Popper

The Napa Valley Party Popper:
When you're uncircumcised, hide a grape in your foreskin and then you stick it in someone's ass, unleashing the surprise grape.
"Yeah, I heard she liked wine, so I gave her the Napa Valley Party Popper."
by 3rd line on the left May 21, 2021
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power naps and party hats

rusty's new motivational slogan
Guy 1: Hey Rusty, what's your slogan? Gonna enjoy post prom?
Rusty: POWER NAPS AND PARTY HATS BRO. AND YEAH IM GONNA BE MILKING THE MINT ALL NIGHT.
by Abhs May 5, 2011
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