party nap 

A nap taken in the evening in anticipation of going out later, likely before a night of partying and excessive drinking. Often a result of tiredness from work or a lack of sleep caused by a previous night of partying.

(at 11:00pm)
Bro 1: Yo, what's good for tonight?
Bro 2: Dude, did you just wake up or something?
Bro 1: Relax, I was taking a party nap man.
Bro 2: Sick brah, lets get rowdy tonight!

party nap by dudeface126 August 7, 2009

Strategic Party Nap 

n. A Strategic Party Nap (SPN) is a nap that is strategically taken before you start your night of partying. Obviously you are going to rage hard, and in preparation, you need to restore some energy from your hard days work.

James: "I don't know if I want to go to that party tonight... I'm pretty tired already"

Alex: "Dude! Just take a strategic party nap and then we can rage all night long"

Strategic Party Nap by MercuryBlue July 8, 2011

Party Napkin 

Towel, or other fabric item used to wipe a penis clean after menstrual or anal sex.

My wife's face looked like Freddy Kruger this morning because I used her pillow for my party Napkin.

Party Napkin by Samuelsons November 8, 2016

Napoleon Boner Party

A boyhood ritual where two (or more) young men gather around a pornographic or sexually explicit object (usually a magazine of some kind) and begin to masturbate. The first participant to ejaculate is the winner, and gets to keep the object of affection until the next Napoleon boner party.

Todd blew his load in like five seconds at the Napoleon boner party, but it wasn't fair because he isn't circumcised.

Napoleon Boner Party by kitchenspazz April 26, 2017

NAPPY PARTY 

A naps and kinks all you can eat buffet.

Last thursday your hair was a nappy party, yeah, that wasn't cute.

NAPPY PARTY by Drd+Erd+Cr December 28, 2007

Napa Valley Party Popper 

The Napa Valley Party Popper:
When you're uncircumcised, hide a grape in your foreskin and then you stick it in someone's ass, unleashing the surprise grape.

"Yeah, I heard she liked wine, so I gave her the Napa Valley Party Popper."

Napa Valley Party Popper by 3rd line on the left May 21, 2021

power naps and party hats 

rusty's new motivational slogan

Guy 1: Hey Rusty, what's your slogan? Gonna enjoy post prom?
Rusty: POWER NAPS AND PARTY HATS BRO. AND YEAH IM GONNA BE MILKING THE MINT ALL NIGHT.

power naps and party hats by Abhs May 5, 2011