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Pulling a parkes 

Pulling a parkes is the art of talking on mute during a zoom meeting, not just once, but multiple times in the same meeting. It requires a set skill to have this happen multiple times during the same meeting that only a parkes could pull off.
"Hey bud, you're pulling a parkes and need to unmute so we can proceed with the meeting, this is the fifth time you've done that just stay unmuted."
Related Words
Slurping on your boss' nut until you get that cantaloupe juice, or until Joe buys you a house.
Yo, did you hear about the dude from Fyre fest Parksing to get some water bottles? Shit is wild fam

Parks and Recreation

A TV show on NBC. It is a witty workplace comedy, very funny for almost all ages. Cast includes Amy Poelher, Nick Offerman, Aziz Ansari etc.
Guy 1: What are you watching?
Guy 2: Just watching the best show ever Parks and Recreation
Parks and Recreation by Addiema April 26, 2013

Parkognize 

When you recognize a slightly familiar fellow Parkie outside of the Park Cities area and pause unable to be 100% certain if it's really that person.

There is usually a brief hesitation and awkward "hello, how are you" followed by the fear that when you see that person again in a location that verifies their identity, there will be some tension.
Oh no, I think I parkognize that woman over there but I can't tell because she looks different on this side of the highway.
Parkognize by Merritt Patterson March 15, 2008

parkside apartments 

ghetto apartment complex in decoto, ca where gangsters meet up
rich snob: "man i donut want to go to parkside apartments"
decoto gangster: "lets go egg some bitches"

Doomfist Parkour 

A overwatch workshop custom game where you jump from diffrent places to complete a level.
person 1: you ever played Overwatch custom games?
person 2: yes i play doomfist parkour a lot!
Doomfist Parkour by Ymir188 September 24, 2020