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park street 

A trashy bar in Columbus that prides itself on being unable to adequately control its patrons. If you go here you can expect to be choked out by a former employee on a power trip. When this happens, resistance is futile, and one should go limp and allow themselves to be carried out by the tattooed man with a penis that can only be measured by the micron scale.
Random bystander: "Yo dude he's throwin' up the peace signs"
The one being choked: "Gargle gargle gargle"
Micro-penis choker:"Givin' him the park street"
Random bystander: "Oh ok, he must be another innocent person"
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Park street 

A place full of girls that are team player crackheads, halfway drug dealers and old nasty bitches tryna sell pussy or you could get shot for no reason
Guy: hey you tryna go to park street

Guy2: hell nah I tryna overdose or die and I don’t want no damn old bitch pussy
Park street by Chickensfat October 16, 2019

park the pink mustang up a side street 

Guy 1: Last night me and Mindy were, you know, gettin' kinky.

Guy 2: Stop beating around the bush dude, did you park the pink mustang up a side street or didn't you?