Literal definition: To force a person or animal to relieve their bowels in front of you.
Day-to-Day definition: To place someone in an awkward, uncomfortable, vulnerable, and often, disgusting situation.
Day-to-Day definition: To place someone in an awkward, uncomfortable, vulnerable, and often, disgusting situation.
Dude, my boyfriend totally paped me today... he walked in on me pooping, and made me finish in front of him. Talk about a pape-in'!
Ohman, today totally paped me!
Ohman, today totally paped me!
by karlanna August 10, 2010
papes is a name that you call fat, short, dumb black kids that have religious beliefs that include the worshiping of dragons.
Wes: Hey look at that short fat ass black kid
Nick: That guy's a papes
Wes: Yeah dude that papes just failed the literacy test
Nick: That guy's a papes
Wes: Yeah dude that papes just failed the literacy test
by BarryBonds March 19, 2009
by James Howard February 4, 2004
Can be used as a noun or a verb, depending on context. Often used in video-game situations, such as with Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
1. Someone or something that dies/uses up all lives with amazing speed,
2. someone/thing that dies by falling, either ridiculously often or,
3. when a simple opportunity(s) to save oneself from death is blatantly missed.
4. Making a stupid mistake.
5. When the result of an action is the opposite of the expected or desired effect; can be either negative (usually) or positive (rare).
i.e(negative): Playing video games, person A tries pressing the up button on the controller. The side button is instead pressed, thoroughly screwing the pooch.
i.e.(positive): With a history of failure, everyone expects person B to fail yet again, however, person B actually does well.
6. The occurrence of an accidental, self-inflicted troll.
7. Being really good at being really bad/Succeeding at failing.
*A person/thing characterizing any of these definitions may also be referred to as "Papes."
Used not so much as a derogatory term towards a human being, "Papes" refers to the personification of fail--an outside force which is causing the papes to happen. Therefore, when failure occurs, it is blamed on "Papes."
1. Someone or something that dies/uses up all lives with amazing speed,
2. someone/thing that dies by falling, either ridiculously often or,
3. when a simple opportunity(s) to save oneself from death is blatantly missed.
4. Making a stupid mistake.
5. When the result of an action is the opposite of the expected or desired effect; can be either negative (usually) or positive (rare).
i.e(negative): Playing video games, person A tries pressing the up button on the controller. The side button is instead pressed, thoroughly screwing the pooch.
i.e.(positive): With a history of failure, everyone expects person B to fail yet again, however, person B actually does well.
6. The occurrence of an accidental, self-inflicted troll.
7. Being really good at being really bad/Succeeding at failing.
*A person/thing characterizing any of these definitions may also be referred to as "Papes."
Used not so much as a derogatory term towards a human being, "Papes" refers to the personification of fail--an outside force which is causing the papes to happen. Therefore, when failure occurs, it is blamed on "Papes."
Character: *falls off cliff*
Player: "PAPES!!! Y U SO PAPES?!"
Papes: LOL, U mad?
Person A: "If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"
Person B: "Papes."
Person A: *Dies stupidly in video game.*
Person B: "Y u do that?"
Person A: "Because: papes."
Player: "PAPES!!! Y U SO PAPES?!"
Papes: LOL, U mad?
Person A: "If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"
Person B: "Papes."
Person A: *Dies stupidly in video game.*
Person B: "Y u do that?"
Person A: "Because: papes."
by TheMightyPapes May 24, 2011
by NewsieChick February 1, 2004
Papes is the name given to the loser of the game of 'Scissors, Paper, Rock', involving 5 or more participants. The name 'Papes' shall only be given to the loser if both of the following criteria are satisfied:
1) The loss occurs in the first round of play; and
2) The losing player chooses 'Paper', with all other particpants choosing 'scissors'
1) The loss occurs in the first round of play; and
2) The losing player chooses 'Paper', with all other particpants choosing 'scissors'
by Paper always loses November 12, 2008
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