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Get the paper hand mug.(n) the painfully sexual act performed on a male by a completely sadistic or manly lover most likely a softball player, resulting in emotional scarring, severe burns and skin loss.
That dirty trailer skunk that I picked up at the bowling ally gave me such a sand paper hand job that I bled through my jeans.
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I wanted to hold, but I was a pussy. I had paper hands. I sold early to watch my wife’s boyfriends rich uncles take all the profits
by Sweet Terry January 29, 2021
Get the paper hands mug.Karen: this stock will fall Monday! I am selling now!
Average Joe: Hooooold! Put down those paper hands!
Average Joe: Hooooold! Put down those paper hands!
by Zhu_gu January 29, 2021
Get the Paper hands mug.Selling a stock or a item, when it is starting to lose value instead of holding it and waiting for it to go up again.
Jerry sold his Bitcoin when it was at 10,000$ because it had a huge dip. Ben kept his Bitcoin stock even after the dip, and now has lots of money. Jerry has paper hands.
by Mattsit February 13, 2021
Get the paper hands mug.A limitation that should not be an issue. IE: you should be able to bust out of paper handcuffs but they are "technically" handcuffs. Typically a corporate rule or government restriction that is imposed seemingly to create a "maximum" or prevent overuse or abuse.
A daily withdrawal limit from your checking account is such a paper handcuff.
Only 2 per customer? What a paper handcuff!
This legislation imposes paper handcuffs on the public.
Only 2 per customer? What a paper handcuff!
This legislation imposes paper handcuffs on the public.
by Korwill March 7, 2017
Get the paper handcuffs mug.when you partner takes a fine grit piece of sandpaper and wraps it around your dong before jerking you off. Usually done to one who is passed out as an act of revenge. Sometimes the assailant will pour 151 alcohol on it so the burn will really intensify.
Dustyn woke up this morning to a bloody crotch. He then remembered passing out drunk after sharing a bottle of 151 with his ex boyfriend Rich. As an act of sabotage Rich waited until Dustyn fell asleep and gave him a sand paper handjob topping it off with a little 151 to boot.
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