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Sand Paper Pussy

When a female shaves her vagina and the stubble grows back; initially this creates a very rough surface that is not a desirable region for the male to rub his "Johnson" during sex or after orgasm.
Yo Freddy, I love girls who shave their pussy, but I hate it when they let the stubble grow back and it gets all rough, that's "Sand Paper Pussy."

Pussy Paper 

Slang for 'tampon'
"It's about my time of the month, mom. Can you go get me some pussy paper?"
Pussy Paper by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

Paper chasing and pussy tasting 

Meaning that you are going after the money and eating pussy along the way
Nah, I’m just Paper Chasing and Pussy Tasting

Pussy Pamper 

"fuck i always feel like such a bitch when i have to go to the store to buy my chick's pussy pampers"
Pussy Pamper by J. Luna March 19, 2009

Pussy Pamper 

an extra absorbent maxi pad used for overnight.
I'm bleeding like a stuck pig. Better wear a pussy pamper so I don't ruin my sheets.
Pussy Pamper by Beckett17 January 9, 2009

Pussy pamper 

To give your vagina treatments that may improve the appearance of it
I’m going to the new salon down the road for a pussy pamper
Pussy pamper by Lightbulb307 October 28, 2019