Papa Nelson 

A fat person usually a grandpapa to Bryan Nelson. Usually eats chili and beans. LOVES John Deere. Drives Tractors.

Papa Nelson: Bryan, get the tractor

Bryan Nelson: Hold on Papa Nelson i'll get the tractor running

Papa Nelson: bryan, ask Nana if she made chili or beans

Nana: oh yes bryan, i did

Bryan Nelson: oh u like cock in your mouth?

Papa Nelson by Nana Nelson February 1, 2009

papanewson

Papanewson is the leader of the Sexual Revolution cult of 1978 in Las Vegas, Nevada. Since the disbanding of the cult in in 1980 after Papanewson shaved his genitalia with a gun the term has been associated with those who shave their genitalia.

"You shaved your pubs? Who are you, Papanewson?"

papanewson by HolocaustWasFake January 13, 2009