Pants man

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That strange man that you find smelling your pants when you come home from work. Is often greek.

As I stepped through the dark portal into my room, I found a pants man sitting there, just sniffing and smelling my pants. He was greek.

Pants man by Stinkily malicious September 7, 2004

Words you can keep

pants man

Australian slang for a promiscuos male, like in Kath and Kim

Brett's a real pants man.

pants man by getstuffedthepairofyouse April 20, 2025

pants man

Australian slang: A man who can't keep it in his pants. He gets around a lot.

Brett's a real pants man

pants man by getstuffedthepairofyouse April 20, 2025

Nipple Pants Man

an arrogant prick who wears short shorts up to his nipples, sweat pants tucked into socks, rubbs his crusty toes together, and dates nasty white trash broads. listens to soft rock in his PT Loser and scopes out the sexies downtown.
Synonyms: Creep, Asshole

Antonyms: Dad

Me: "Guess who still has the creepy match.com profile"

You: "Nipple Pants Man !!!!!!!!!!!"

Nipple Pants Man by JacquelineVanessa December 9, 2008

Tan Pants Man

Middle aged white males, usually overweight, wear tan pants, plastic-rimmed "aviator" style eyeglasses, computer/electronics nerds. Personal hygiene optional. Button-down shirts, always tucked in. Go for Asian women, any "exotic" type will do, as long as he can be dominant. Mommy Issues. Heavily into cultural appropriation. Can find them in Asian martial arts, drum circles, Asian healing arts, or pushing the cart for their Asian wives in the grocery store. Usually insists on having at least 1 son.

"I knew he'd like Le's sister; he's a tan pants man."

Tan Pants Man by SOG3 January 7, 2021

no-pants man

what dream calls badboyhalo in “Minecraft Speedrunner VS 4 Hunters” when he says he doesn’t have pants

“C’MERE NO-PANTS MAN”

no-pants man by cloud.gnf February 4, 2022

Man Pants

The hair that goes from a man’s ankles to his waist, thus creating pants made out of hair. Only the men with big schlong’s have the best man pants. Not to be confused with a Man Onesie; which is hair that goes from a man’s ankles to his shoulders aka Chewbacca.

E.g.1

Girl 1: My boyfriend has the best pants!
Girl 2: OMG i know look at those Man Pants

E.g.2
Boy 1: Marc has the best Man Pants
Girl 1: I know, I'm gonna root him tonight!

Man Pants by MROS June 15, 2013

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026