Panko Gooch

When a dude’s gooch is so nasty and crusty from lack of hygiene that the sloughing skin and filth looks like panko bread crumbs. Always accompanied by a vile, cheesy odor.

After that week of camping and no shower, I got the panko gooch.

I went down to suck his balls but the smell of his panko gooch was so vile I started to retch.

by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2018

Panko Pussy

A vagina with little pieces of toilet paper adhered to its lips.

I was going to go down on her, but then I saw she had a full-on panko pussy.

Hey Fred, why don't you stop being such a panko pussy.

by rer_oracle May 2, 2022

Karl Panko

Someone who thinks greg is gay, the only reason that he is trying to make up a false definition is because i made up one for him and by the way, i am strait

by Anonymous March 23, 2003

XAN Panko

XAN PANKO Means Pro Player in turkish language.

Also means cool good

Wow man he/she is like "XAN Panko" damn!

He/She is playing (good/XAN Panko

by RIOT GAMES COMPANY February 15, 2020

Karl Panko

A wannabe straight person that wishes he could get a girl friend.

Look it is Karl Panko the kid that can;t get a girl friend.

by Peach and Doc March 22, 2003

Karl Panko

someone that butt fucks dogs for fun

Look at Karl taking advantage of that poor dog.

by your mom May 11, 2003

Karl Panko

someone who got his ass kicked by taylor and cried

karl tried to fight taylor and got his ass kicked hard`

by Doc March 27, 2003