Guy : " Hey, who is that ?"
Other Guy : " That stank ho? You don't wanna mess with her; personally, I wouldn't touch her with a nine and a half inch pole."
Guy : " Why?"
Other Guy : " Dude, she's got Pandora's Box."
Guy : "Oh sick! Someone get hazmat."
Other Guy : " That stank ho? You don't wanna mess with her; personally, I wouldn't touch her with a nine and a half inch pole."
Guy : " Why?"
Other Guy : " Dude, she's got Pandora's Box."
Guy : "Oh sick! Someone get hazmat."
by nasty pete March 05, 2013
by targaryenAvenger February 08, 2020
Pandora was a Greek woman with an extremely large box that was frequently opened by all of the townspeople, (even the women), (the women who liked boxes!). Sometimes Pandora would hold large picnics where she would offer her box to everyone. If they were lucky they would also receive ketchup.
Pandora was very generous with the use of her box, however some people refused because they thought it was dirty as it had been passed around a few too many times! It was quite the Pandora's Box!
Tyreece looked forward to meeting Pandora for a taste of her box.
Tyreece looked forward to meeting Pandora for a taste of her box.
by CockBlocker November 25, 2004
"I put my joint in a windowsill so my parents wouldn't find it, and it froze overnight. So I microwaved it to soften it up and when I took it out of the microwave it was like opening Pandora's Box."
by KydraTheRapHydra December 18, 2021
According to Greek legend, the first woman, Pandora, was actually sent as a curse to Zues' men (See, you knew it was true, guys) and was given a present upon her marriage. The present was a box that she was told never to open. Needless to say her curiosity got the better of her (like eating forbidden fruit) and she unleashed eight demons unto the world. The first seven being the seven deadly sins, and the last, which she managed to capture, was hope.
Today, much like christianity's idea of biting forbidden fruit, opening pandora's box refers to getting into a situation over which one has very little control over.
Today, much like christianity's idea of biting forbidden fruit, opening pandora's box refers to getting into a situation over which one has very little control over.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
1. A delicate, sensitive issue or event that, if not managed and handled carefullyl with great care, guile, nd intelligene, can turn into the worst mess one could not even come close to obtaining any type of visibilit as it is greater than anything one could possibly imagine.
2. Has potential to result in shit-show, and prefers that end.
2. Has potential to result in shit-show, and prefers that end.
by Akhenatron February 13, 2016