by hekatar August 2, 2010
wow i don't really like singer-songwriters, but i have mad boners for this kid who does, so i downloaded a load of music by ryan adams and cameron mcgill and rhett miller. i'm such a panda.
by ana b. April 2, 2006
Disproportionately large-jawed, underweight women, frequently blond, often in television or fashion - defining features are due to their subsistence on raw, hard to chew vegetable matter of low nutritional quality; just like pandas, which subsist on bamboo.
by little boo April 10, 2010
A man who has lost his sense of masculinity and manliness to such a degree that he wouldn't survive without the security and basic resources that society provides. He's much like the panda in the zoo who is entirely dependent upon zookeepers for bamboo and protection from predators. Often the end result of extreme metrosexuality.
"Roger is a total panda. Whenever a lightbulb burns out, he has to pay someone to fix it."
"Jim walked me home last night but I felt like I was protecting him. He's such a panda."
"Jim walked me home last night but I felt like I was protecting him. He's such a panda."
by Relationflip July 2, 2014
Military term from a highly specialized Task Force formed to combat the use of Weapons of Mass Destruction. Panda's, large roaming carnivore's spend up to 16 hours a day chewing on bamboo to solve nutrition problems. Team members on this task force are known to chew on complex national security issues providing asymmetric solutions for 16-20 hours per day while deployed. So the specialized team within a ninja task force who handles problems is called "Panda Fuego".
Used in a sentence: "Launch Panda Fuego"
Bro, what are you working on: "Back off I am all Panda Fuego right now"
Bro, what are you working on: "Back off I am all Panda Fuego right now"
by Soju6 December 21, 2014
A person at a rave who blacks out on white substances. Defined by dark circles under the eyes, pale appearance, and disregard for continuing their existence.
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