Palmi

The coolest kid on Earth! An ugly face with a hot body. Y'all know what I'm sayin! Baller 4 life and is high class ELITE

Girl:dang palmi sure is hot
Other girl:, yeah I'd go out with him.

Random dude: Thanos car

by Palmtreepalmi October 14, 2018

Pálmi

He is a very large and sexy person he likes to play guitar and play with his dick. If you have a pálmi in your life your lucky

Hey is that pálmi
Yes hes so sexy
Heplays guitar

by Shs7 May 3, 2019

Pálmi

Name for an old sailor that fears nothing but mermaids, he might be strong looking on the outside but don't let the sailors look fool you because mermaids are his kryptonite.

'Pálmi' comes from the palm tree rather than palm oil. Pálmi is know to have strong palms, possibly after fighting off the mermaids throughout the years

Hey, do you want to come with us on Danny's boat?

No, I am a total Pálmi

by IceHot69 November 24, 2021

Sarah Palin

Tina Fey's doppelganger

Tina Fey did a spot on impression of Sarah Palin on SNL the other night. You betcha I'm a hockey mom hangin' out shootin' moose with Joe 6-Pack!!! We are just a team of mavericks gettin' all mavericky on the issues.

by Matt Weller January 20, 2009

Palmia

A refreshing, low-calorie, lemon-infused lager inspired by Spain for when you want a little culture but you’re low on cash. Commonly referred to as “Summer in a Can”.

Palmia is most commonly consumed by surfer bros and sun-burnt hos. Good for packing into your cooler on a hot day to help make ugly people hot and boring people fun. Low-calories so it’s a great-get-fucked-up-during-your-workout drink.

Britney: “Omg Becky…Palmia is SO good!”
Becky: “I know, right? It’s like a vacation in a bottle…I swear, if you put it up to your ear you can hear the ocean.”

Chad: “Toss me a claw...”
Steve: “Bruh, Claws down, Palms up. It’s all about the Palmia.”

by thatbeerchick May 31, 2020

Paling

The opposite of tanning.

To sit in a room with shades drawn allowing no sunlight in.

To hide away from all sunlight.

No fake tans.

Girl 1- Hey, why are you just sitting in that dark closet?

Girl 2- SHUT THE DOOR!!! I'M PALING!!!

Girl 1- That's so weird...

Girl2- At least I'm not orange.

by Beerbatteredbeefcurtains December 24, 2009

Palming

When a person rubs a mans boxers, where his penis is.

“don’t make me beg” he said harshly before bringing a hand to his bulge and palming himself slowly.

by ANDIEISACUTIE September 7, 2015