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A Saxophone reference to stroking a dick. Palm D is also a specific note on the saxophone commonly used as innuendo.
Jerry: “Man, you were in that practice room so long”
Sean: “Yeah, trying to my recital rep ready. It’s next week”
Jerry: “Shut up, Sean. I know you were in the playing palm D”

Sarah: “Hey, where’s Jen? I haven’t seen her since lunch”
Adrian: “I don’t know, probably in some closet playing palm D with Chad”
Sarah: “Ugg they can’t keep their hands off each other”
Palm D by mysmoothj January 26, 2021
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Palm Desert Finish 

A Palm Desert Finish is when you hire a maid and after she's done cleaning, you get a blowjob for an extra $20.
Juanita from Happy Maids gives the best Palm Desert Finish I've ever had!

Palm dickies 

A woman who works in the adult industry who has dicks in her hand all day
Me and john at the club , he tells me the girls are really into him and I replied they just working , damn palm dickies .
Palm dickies by B-QUBED February 7, 2020

palm desert 

To correct the other person's definition

1)A city in California very close to Palm Springs with many fancy houses and absolutley NOTHING to do besides to go the river which has become obnoxious.

2) A highschool (PDHS) where there is always some "shit" going down, where everyone is obsessed with sports, and the staff and most students wish to burn down La Quinta High, our rivals, while we're extremley proud to be called the Aztecs. Once we were supposed to be called the Sun Devils, christian parents found that this was satanic, so they decided to choose the most violent Indian possible. Go Aztecs.

In conclusion, Palm Desert and it's highschool are two horrible things and should be avoided at all costs.
Never come here.
I can't come up with an example for Palm Desert. Sorry kids.
palm desert by Katie_______ May 17, 2006

Sweaty Palm Day 

A day in which you do nothing besides masturbate and play video games, hence by the end of the day your palms are very sweaty.
John: You wanna smoke a coupla blunts tomorrow?
Jake: Nah. Imma have an old fashined Sweaty Palm Day.
Sweaty Palm Day by iamsoiam February 14, 2010

Xavier College Preparatory High School (Palm Desert) 

A school located in So-Cal, full of a bunch of swell people who will one day make a lot of money or else end up as fry cooks in Mcdonald's.
Oh, you go to Xavier College Preparatory High School (Palm Desert)?

Yeah, why.

(alkward silence)

Just askin'

hairy palm delusionalist 

a bloke who chats up random girls but only gets as far as their phone numbers before they realise he's a complete twat and only talk to him out of sympathy.

This guy is probabally a virgin in his very late teens lying about the many girls he's bedded. yet thinks he's the hot shit!

The give away is the fact he acts like a complete virgin and will also have made up an unbelievable senario of loosing his virginity at a ridiculously young age with some one many years older!
that mouthy saddo, he is a hairy Palm delusionalist
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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