Palf

Someone who used to drive a Ferarri but decided it wasn't his thing and prefers the looks and drive of a Ford Fiesta. Someone who has a stunner of a bird yet cheats on her with something a hell of a lot less appealing!

Chris: You hear about Craig?
Gray: Nah, what's he gone and done now???
Chris: He's only gone and done a Palf!
Gray: Mug!

by Yiddogray November 19, 2007

palf

a young, angry member of the legal profession; confident of his ability in every field

"So, I told him his fuel injection needed fixing, but he was a total palf about it and told me he knew better"

by O.G. January 18, 2005

PALF

Pecurliar ass looking freak

"You're such a PALF"

by Percidernan May 11, 2023

palf

a long hairde young man

simon palfreyman

by Anonymous January 13, 2003

palf

a long-haired pot smoker

paaaaaaaaalf

by fuckoff January 13, 2003

pAlf

That 'pal' in the group, who's the life of the party. pAlf's just like to have some fun in the sun and are huge chick/dick-magnets. If you should ever come across a pAlf - put a ring on him.

"Now, the party don't start, till pAlf walks in."

by thatM&Mchick September 30, 2018

Palfed

For every orifice to be filled up during group sex

What are your plans this weekend ?
I’m supposed to be getting palfed by the basketball team

by ColPet October 19, 2018