Someone who used to drive a Ferarri but decided it wasn't his thing and prefers the looks and drive of a Ford Fiesta. Someone who has a stunner of a bird yet cheats on her with something a hell of a lot less appealing!
Chris: You hear about Craig?
Gray: Nah, what's he gone and done now???
Chris: He's only gone and done a Palf!
Gray: Mug!
That 'pal' in the group, who's the life of the party. pAlf's just like to have some fun in the sun and are huge chick/dick-magnets. If you should ever come across a pAlf - put a ring on him.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."