Sexy beasts from dungeons and dragons. Everybody wants to be like them, knights, priests and everybody you can think of. No one will ever be ike them.
"i could take him" "Dude that's a paladin, you got no chance"
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The paladin (aka. Loladin) is a playable caracter in the game World of Warcraft. Usually played by children around the age of twelve, socially retarded young or middle aged men or gay youngsters in extreme denial, the paladin offers these group a salvation through electronical deception. The paladin player is presented with abilities which renders him virtually unbeatable in almost any situation in the game. This in-game power gives the otherwise socially dysfunctional player a false feeling of importance and indivitually that they lack in real life.
Paladin, paladin, P4l4d1n.
by Smokeblender December 21, 2005
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Title character, 60's TV western.
AKA 'Have Gun, Will Travel'.
Have gun, will travel reads the card of
a man
A knight without armor in a savage land.
His fast gun for hire heeds the calling wind
A soldier of fortune is a man called
Paladin.
by ArmyCop June 4, 2004
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In World of Warcraft, a Paladin is an Alliance-only class which is a cross between a warrior and a healer. Paladins have various ways to make themselves invulnerable, and through their various ways of healing, make every one-on-one fight with one take far too long to be worth your time. Thus, it makes the class very appealing to wussies, n00bs, and 12 year olds. In comparision to all other classes, Paladins require the least amount of skill to play and win with.
Dude, Gary went Paladin. I've lost all respect for him.

Paladins are Warriors with training wheels.
by wowed_out April 2, 2005
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A heroic defender of mages. Posesser of great defense.
Paldins, Dying so you don't have to.
by Dave December 8, 2004
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A Chocolate drink made in Barcelona, Spain that is the thickest hot chocolate that you've ever tasted. Usually served with a teaspoon and used for dipping freshly made croissants or donuts into. Can be enjoyed any time of year and is created by Nutrexpa of Spain.
Yo amore mi Paladin Instantaneo! Disfruta de PALADIN en cualquier momento. En tan solo 2 minutos preparate un excelente PALADIN a la taza. Esta buenisimo!
by Unamunda August 15, 2006
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A very boring character to be on World of Warcraft, due to a lack offensive magic so they pretty much use melee combat all the time. Paladins are also pretty hard to kill due to their magical abilities. Plus they get a free steed at level 40, bastards.
So like this n00b duelled me when I was playing my Paladin character and tried to kill me but then I cast Divine Protection and then healed myself up.
by Lord Jamicus September 11, 2005
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