A Large Chapstick like concoction that eases taint related ailments like chapped ass, sore gooch, rash from swamp crotch, etc. Made of bees wax, and other essential oils, and available for sale through the Taint Paint website.
"Damn man, after that 3 hour session at the strip club having chicks grind on my junk, I had to hit up some taint paint to ease the burn."
by Taint Tamer October 19, 2007
the build-up of "nasty" things in a man or woman's taint,( place in between the genitals and anus), such as left over tampon strings, anal leakage, sweat, dirt, cheese, blood, commonly used as a word for vag jam.
by OG JAKEMAN January 17, 2010
by Ryan March 14, 2005
Mark left on the underwear after scratching the taint. It may have a peculiar smell but not the smell of shit, therefore, it may appear to be a skid-mark but it is not.
You're always scratching yourself down there. You're gonna leave your underwear full of taint paint!
by AFRO12 June 4, 2007
Referring to the area between the genitalia and testicals: when someone does not thoroughly wipe, so there is a dried layer of fecal matter on the taint.
"Bro, this girl was giving me head and puked!"
"Nasty! What happened!?"
"She went to use her hand and stuck it in some taint paint. "
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"Nasty! What happened!?"
"She went to use her hand and stuck it in some taint paint. "
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by Seanafee September 22, 2015
Wiping your finger, sex toy, or tongue on the taint removing any fecal matter acquired during ass play.
I was fingering this girl in the ass and I had shit all over my finger so I taint painted and got it all clean.
by parkay321 May 17, 2011
by Hunybunz May 29, 2018