Paint job

-When you take a giant sticky shit and after you flush, there’s shit streaks left in there.

-skid marks not in your underwear, but in your toilet
“Yo bro, you need to start toilet brushing your toilet because you be leaving a paint job in there every time”
by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 25, 2019
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The color of blood red that is added to a male's penis after having sex with a virgin.
Raul received a paint job after popping some bitches cherry!
by Wun Hung Lo December 20, 2005
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Vaginal sex with a female while she is on her period. Some refer to this as receiving your "Red Wings". Called a Paint Job because it "paints" the male genitalia red with blood.
Girl on her period: I am going to give you a paint job.
Boy: Very good, I am going to have vaginal sex with you.
by paintingtherosesred June 11, 2011
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To be in the moment of a Blow Job, and have the giver-of-head wear one colour lip stick; go down, and up apon the penis, change the colour of lip stick, than once again up and down.
Continue untill disired colours are chosen for your paint job.
If done correctly, the lip stick should resemble paint on your penis.
Last night at that Rainbow Party, I got a Paint Job from your mother.
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When a man sticks his dick in red paint and begins to titty fuck a woman giving her chest a paint job
I gave Wyatt's sister a paint job last night!
by Rex Johnson 007 March 20, 2016
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To bone a dude and rip his anus causing your dong to be not only shit stained but painted red from that poor son of a bitch's butt hole.
"Dude Cory, Dave pissed B.J. and me off so bad last night that we held him down gave ourselves paint jobs!"
by landshark aka old faithful September 04, 2008
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draw someone on microsoft paint, then send it to em.
melissa gave me the best paint job i hae ever recieved.
by Stantin December 13, 2007
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