Paint Fart

When you push too hard on an oversaturated paint brush and it produces a sudden wet fart noise

---Did you just anal belch?
-No, it was just a paint fart. It's been gassy since I washed it this morning.

by Bobber4419six4 September 8, 2007

fart print

The mark made by a wet fart, skidmark

At the end of the day while Johnny was changing his clothes ,he had noticed his bad gas had made a rather large fart print in his shorts. Better change those shorts before your night at the bar Johnny.

by killa-B52423 January 18, 2015

10 print "farts"

LGR's fav BASIC program, infinitely prints "farts"

10 print "farts"
20 goto 10

by IncorrectAssumptions December 18, 2018

farting point

After some time in a relationship with a woman, the man will feel comfortable farting loudly in her presence. This point in time is the farting point

-Jill and I have been together 5 months now

-Have you reached the farting point yet?

-Nah, she's a bit too frigid

by Zamb August 5, 2009