Paeds

An affectionate reference to a possible sex pest/predator.

Paeds! Get your fanny out of bed! Boozan, tell Paeds to get their fanny out of bed.

by VacCleanerNose December 16, 2008

Papa Paeds

A person who has an unfortunate sexual attraction to children.

"Oh my God! That Iain B is such a papa paeds!"

by Robert Hume January 20, 2008

Paedo Sheen

The moisture that appears on the brow of most kiddie fiddlers

Bob: are you positive that Barry touches kids.
Tom: For sure, there can be no doubt, look at the sweat on his brow, definite paedo Sheen

by Mrwicked77 May 9, 2020

Urban Paedo

When middle aged men go on holiday to children's theme parks

Sean is 40 and went to Disney World for 2 weeks... What a perfect place to hide for an Urban Paedo

by Real Samsons Lifters May 22, 2019

Ghost Pads

An elite squad of Fortnite players.

Made up of XCX Courtney, Petros9000 and RootedWand81062

1: omg we just lost again, who are we playing against right now?
2: they’re the Ghost Pads, we will never beat them

by Nocapsjustfacts November 8, 2021

Paesh

Jenna Marbles and Julien's dog. The youngest one. Will eat any vegetable if it's not an eggplant. Banged his brother once for a video, then 2 years later they got married.

ON November 9th, 2016 Cermet and Paesh got married.

by audreymish December 27, 2016

paesan

(n) (1) The shorted version of "paesano." Italian for "countryman", but can also be used to mean friend, brother, buddy, homeboy, or dawg among Italians. "Paesan" is actually the correct spelling, while "paisan" is the misspelled Americanized version.
(2)RARE: an Italian. When used to mean "Italian", paesan is usually friendly and non-offensive, but can be insulting if it is said in a contemptuous or patronizing way.

(1) Hey, paesan, wanna come cruising with us?
(2) Get yer greasy guinea ass outta here,"PAESAN"! We don't like your kind around these parts!

by Jam Master J October 31, 2005