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Pad Pussy 

A guy who plays football thinking hes stronger than anyone in the world when he wears pads all over his body,
usually a dick that is fat and hates everyone that isn't a "man" because he doesn't play football and is hated by most people but is to stupid to realize
Football player- foot fairy anyone can play that sport
soccer player- shut up pad pussy all you do is run around get bumped on the shoulder and throw yourself across the feild then act like you were hit by a bus.
Pad Pussy by doodie butt hole February 1, 2020
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pussy pad 

a rolled-up towel that someone uses when they are in the weight room because they complain their back hurts
that kid is using a pussy pad
pussy pad by danny December 14, 2003
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pussy pad 

small pad or seat behind main seat on motorcycle for your girl to sit.
a pussy pad is a great way to display your trophy (trophies?) on your motorcycle !
pussy pad by 67 GOAT March 13, 2008

pussy pad 

A protective pad worn on the crotch region to protect it in contact sports. Usually worn by women, it is dense and bendable unlike the hard plastic cup a man might wear.
Good thing that girl was wearing a pussy pad or that shot would have bruised her snatch.
pussy pad by Rexander July 20, 2008
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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