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Pad Pussy 

A guy who plays football thinking hes stronger than anyone in the world when he wears pads all over his body,
usually a dick that is fat and hates everyone that isn't a "man" because he doesn't play football and is hated by most people but is to stupid to realize
Football player- foot fairy anyone can play that sport
soccer player- shut up pad pussy all you do is run around get bumped on the shoulder and throw yourself across the feild then act like you were hit by a bus.
Pad Pussy by doodie butt hole February 1, 2020
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pussy pad 

a rolled-up towel that someone uses when they are in the weight room because they complain their back hurts
that kid is using a pussy pad
pussy pad by danny December 14, 2003
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pussy pad 

small pad or seat behind main seat on motorcycle for your girl to sit.
a pussy pad is a great way to display your trophy (trophies?) on your motorcycle !
pussy pad by 67 GOAT March 13, 2008

pussy pad 

A protective pad worn on the crotch region to protect it in contact sports. Usually worn by women, it is dense and bendable unlike the hard plastic cup a man might wear.
Good thing that girl was wearing a pussy pad or that shot would have bruised her snatch.
pussy pad by Rexander July 20, 2008
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026