Someone who sells cocaine/packet/charlie usually from a high end hatchback or SUV.
Oh man im dying for a bit of packet. Better go and see Whitemed he is the packet merchant round here.
by Lapmeister March 24, 2023
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When your trans-male boyfriend is on his period.
My boyfriend Kai called me a ketchup packet because I am on my period lmao
by Erawr;) April 25, 2021
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A discarded bloody tampon or pad
She lobbed her ketchup packet at me during a row, menstrual blood was everywhere
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Got a ticket from a kellogs packet.
Free toys.
Free licence.

eg. Got his Doctors license from a Kellogs packet
eg. Got his Doctors license from a Kellogs packet
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pack●et●mon●key, pak-it-mungh-kee, noun, plural: pack●et●mon●keys, verb, pack●et●mon●keyed, pack●et●mon●keying.

noun
a person (typically young) devoid of hacking skills who copies code and techniques from adept hackers and wrongfully boasts about their awesomeness.

verb
to be hacked and told about it by the attacking packet-monkey who generally calls you and your mother names while associating himself with your mother in an erotic fashion.
noun
Guy 1: "Hey man, how would I go about hacking into my girlfriends Facebook account?"
Guy 2: "Umm, don't be such a packet-monkey?"
Guy 1: "What da fuck you just call me!?"
Guy 2: "Oh, no, no, I said 'packet-monkey.' It's a term for hackers that suck."
Guy 1: "Say that shit again you'll be missin' teeth.

verb
Guy 2: "God DAMN IT! This fucking packet-monkey won't stop messaging me about my mom..."

*Guy 1 punches Guy 2 in the teeth*

Guy 1: "WHAT I SAY, BITCH!?"
by Robiwon April 24, 2012
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1. similar to the ho bag, the ho packet is a total ho, though less of a ho than a full fledged ho or ho bag.
2. Containing slightly less ho than fits in a ho bag, the ho packet is more common and thus more annoyingly ho-like.
Atreu: Dude, that girl is kinda definitely a ho.

Bilbo: Yeah, i'd say she's a ho packet to the max.
by patriqo March 1, 2009
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