Packed Lunch 

When your mum shits in your lunchbox and sends you off to school

"Ooh I wonder what mummy's made me today... AAAARRRGHHHH A FUCKING STEAMING PACKED LUNCH"

Packed Lunch by velvetcondor December 17, 2015

packed lunch 

When a person fashions underwear out of cellophane, deficates inside the underwear, and wears it for the whole day.

That bitch came to school with a packed lunch.

packed lunch by naturesweather February 7, 2006

Packed Lunch 

variation of the warm lunch. After laying someone out on the floor and laying cling film over thier mouths. You deficate into the cling film and then fuck thier face until the cling film breaks. The variaton is to then tape thier mouths shut!

he gave her a packed lunch

Packed Lunch by uprightuk August 24, 2010

packed lunch 

to take one's girlfriend on holiday to avoid all the fucking about and loss of drinking time that goes with finding a suitable mate upon arriving at one's destination.

"i went to ibiza last year and wasted the first day and a half sorting myself out with a tart.i'm going to agya napa this year,and this time i'm taking a packed lunch".

packed lunch by apex dave January 19, 2011

Dracula's packed lunch

A used jamrag, an oozy sanipad.

Dracula's packed lunch was very tasty and he was feeling peckish that day.

Dracula's packed lunch by Edna Sweetlove October 2, 2006

Hulk's packed lunch 

A badly beaten pussy

Man I hit that shit so hard, it looks like the hulk's packed lunch

Hulk's packed lunch by Skeet boy February 7, 2023

Given a packed lunch 

To be given a packed lunch and put on a special needs bus

That guy is needing to be given a packed lunch and put on the happy bus that has stickers saying please refrain from licking the windows!

Given a packed lunch by GGG.A.L May 20, 2024