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pack fudge or pack your bags 

An ultimatum to a sexual partner that they must either engage in anal sex or find another partner or lover. This may be done as an ugly but effective way to end a relationship regardless of whether or not the instigator really craves anal sex, as the other party may be unwilling to engage in it even at the cost of the relationship.
Her: You've seemed distant lately; what's wrong?

Him: Our sex life; it is unsatisfying.

Her: What can I do to please you?

Him: Pack fudge or pack your bags.

Her: What?

Him: You heard me. Give up that cornhole or find someone else.

Just Pack Your Bags Bro 

Most preferably used when someone has ruined their social reputation beyond recovery. Can be used an alternative to "you're cooked"
"I told the huzz that she reminds me of Kefla from Dragon Ball"
" You know what? Just pack your bags bro. you're done"