a Passive Aggressive Ass Hole; a person who is incapable of responding to another human being candidly and without subliminal or conscious negative/manipulative motive.
Can'tcount on him to complete the job; he's a PAAH.
paah is not something with a direct definition. paah is a way of life. paah is evrything, paah is THE GOD of evrything. Paaaaaaahhh. Paah can be evrything you just have to understand it. THERE IS NO GOOD, THERE IS NO BAD THERE IS ONLY PAAAAHHHHHH
me: he dude, can you come over tonight.
buddy: PAAAAAAAHHHHH
me: I'm your slave now...
buddy: yes, obey the paah god
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'