Pañeas

Alternate word for penis used to keep conversations more clean around sophisticated people who aren't used to others making dick jokes.

Can be used as a substitute in any place you might say "dick"

People will usually understand the meaning, but older generations are clueless or confused.

We got totally pañeased over last night. We showed up late and missed all the free drinks.

Go suck a pañeas, Shannon

by Doublet59 September 28, 2021

Pandastic

Fantastic, in a pandeistic way.

Pandeism isn't just pandeistic, it's pandastic!

by Rikir June 21, 2010

boom panes

'Boom Panes!' is a Filipino street slang expression which means that you either got owned, butt hurted, or broke/lost in an argument, usually just small arguments that lasts around 2-3 minutes. It is shouted by either, the winner of the argument or the crowd who just felt like shouting it to support a person's debate.

Basically just any argument that was ended by someone shouting 'Boom Panes!'

by Dr0pp3dB455 October 16, 2014

monty panesar

"The turbanator, The Sikh of tweak, The beard to be Feared"

Monty Panesar.

England Cricket left arm leg spinner, characterised for his trademark patka (casual turban), beard, staring eyes, massive hands, hillarious fielding and celebrations as well as for being an amazing spin bowler.

Often dubbed as England's brightest spin bowling prospect.

Why the feck was Panesar dropped for the T20 world cup?

HA! Monty Panesar actually caught the ball...oh no wait...

Is that Panesar's 5th wicket?

Monty Panesar rocks my socks!

by Robbyd21 October 10, 2007

panasonic

Japanese Brand with great quality products. They're the wiseman's answer to over priced Sony products.

by Joe the MOFO August 14, 2003

pandas eat their babies

The weird phenomenon of a giant panda eating their babies due to the lack of bamboo and utilizing them as a source of protein and nutrients.

Also used as an idiom to sarcastically describe those who lack common sense and have wild imaginations of the “natural world”.

William thinks pandas eat their babies, how weird.

by hahahahahaokayyyyy April 27, 2023

panaesthetic

Able to find anyone aesthetically pleasing, regardless of gender, without being sexually/romantically attracted to them.

"Damn, he's cute"

"Dude, aren't you straight?"

"I'm panaesthetic. I can find anyone attractive."

by ElBenito February 12, 2015