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This is an acronym standing for Police Your Turds. You know the situation, some scumbucket of a co-worker has just used the crapper and you, with a bad case of green apple splatters, have no choice but to use it after them. There, in the toilet bowl, is lurking a truly vile, obnoxious and disgusting turd left there by the previous user who did not check to ensure that everything had been flushed away. Similar to Police Your Brass, a sign saying PYT – Police Your Turds should be on the back of every communal WC so that anti-social, brain-dead fuckwits have no excuse.
β€œThat cunt Malcolm left a toilet bowl full of turds, I told the fat fuck PYT but he just looked at me blankly.”
β€œThat shitbag should have a huge cork hammered up his fat arse be taken to a desert and force fed laxatives until he explodes. The fertilisation of the area would be the first useful thing he’s ever done!”
by AKACroatalin November 14, 2016
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Pretty Young Thing
As mentioned in the song D.A.N.C.E by Justice
You were such a P.Y.T (pretty youg thing)
Catching all the lights
Just easy as A.B.C
That's how you make it right!
by jameson kroeker November 05, 2007
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"P.Y.T." was famously referenced by President Ronald Reagan during Jackson's 1984 White House visit, saying "Let's give some T.L.C. to the P.Y.T.s."

The song was sampled by Monica on her 2002 single, "All Eyes On Me."

The chorus of the song is also used in the song "I Wanna Love U" by Memphis Bleek, from his album M.A.D.E., sung by Donell Jones.

In the beginning of the song, Jackson whispers, "You know, you... you make me feel so good inside. (chuckles) I've always wanted a girl just like you. You're such a P.Y.T., Pretty Young Thing".

Almost at the end, he says, "You know, I think I'm nice enough. You I could've, you know, just get together. You're such a P.Y.T. to me. Pretty Young Thing." At the end he says, "I just want to love you, you know. (chuckles) I'll give you all that I've got."

that gurl so p.y.t. to me..

she's a p.y.t. fo' sho!!
by jo_bizzo May 30, 2006
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Annalise Holmes, nuff said.

PYT = Pretty Young Thing
Annalise Holmes is the finest PYT, that I've ever seen.
by (Insert Super Clever Name) October 10, 2011
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Pretty Young Thing
Used by an old singer called Michel Jackson, I believe, but it was twenty years ago (in the 80's)!!!
In summer 2007, a french electronic music group JUSTICE sang it in their blasting hit D.A.N.C.E.
U were such a PYT
Catching all the lights
by BenCo January 20, 2008
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PYTs (Pretty Young Things) was originally a group of 5 SEXY members. This group is now known for playing Minecraft Factions and being the probably worst faction out there. They are known for ganking other factions and getting all the ladies sopping wet. The faction grew and won f top prizes on small servers. PYTs love getting ladies and getting more ladies and don't forget getting ladies.
Minecraft player: I want to 1v1 you
PYTs member: okay catch me in the pvp arena
*Minecraft player Jumps in*
*52 PYTs members jump in and kill him instantly*
Minecraft player: I ABHOR THE PYTS!
by TheLoveWhisperer September 08, 2019
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